Gambling and Money: Bluffed

Bluffed

By prian - 08/03/2010 12:08 - Canada

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML

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Today, at work, I was looking for my lost wallet. After hours of looking I gave up and went home. The wallet then showed up in my mail box with an envelope marked "To the asshole." I opened the letter and it was filled with poop. My wallet too. FML

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Monday 8 March 2010 16:12

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Comments

Mahyar 2

Monday 8 March 2010 22:40

POOPFACE FTW!!!!

vollyball921 0

Monday 8 March 2010 22:56

tht was u?! lol jk jk

saywaturcoco 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:09

I don't get how this in an fml!!! soo if the name was lady gaga ude be happy?

Rickyretardo 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:38

cool that was me haha lol!

squirrelbait 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 0:15

I agree with #3

SilentlyLoud 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 0:50

Oh the world of online gaming...

weavernate 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:30

made me laugh. it's been awhile for fml to make me laugh

The_FML_master 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:51

ydi for sucking this isn't really an fml also ydi for playing on a gambling poker site instead of a non gambling site

alexus1994 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:40

ftw how is that an FML?!!! and u deserve it... u da poopface

jimshrimp 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 2:51

@ #1 exactaly!!!!

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