Birthday Girl

Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I got just three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office, to sing me a happy birthday. FML
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xyzstephzyx 0

best friend...? Yeah, right. punch her in the mouth, that *****. happy birthday!

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Aetius_fml 0

At least you have a cool dentist

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Xero3g 5

I suggest sleeping with your dentist.

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mike2012 0

Happy B-day!!!! Sell the ring on that cash 4 gold thingy. extra cash is always good. also smack that bitch and ruin their lives. my wife cheated on me and i ruined her life for sure.

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petra_fml 0

Worst. Birthday. Ever. I say pawn the ring and use the money to buy yourself an awesome birthday present. If he was cheating on you, you DEFINITELY shouldn't give it back to him.

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bettiewest 0

Wow, I didn't know there were laws about engagement rings.

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mj2123 0

Your "best friend" is a bitch, your (ex)fiance is an asshole, and the law is not consistent in every state, but proper manners would dictate that because he ended it, you can keep the ring. Sell it and treat yourself to something nice. And #1 - Get a life.

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un_loved3947 0

wow FYL indeed. keep the ring, sell it, and do something great for your birthday. your "best friend" is a hoe. they deserve each other. theyre both assholes. sorry about your day. btw happy birthday from a total stranger on fmylife.com

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Sleepwalker_fml 3

Call your fiance and just tell him this: blow my whistle bitch I have FML on my side hehe.

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tweetspie 0

I don't believe this

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waxstigmata 0

dont give that asshole the ring, just say you "lost" it and then "find" it later to pawn that shit. and that "friend" needs to get her ass beat

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