Embarrassing, Education and Miscellaneous: Been there, done that

Been there, done that

By randomgirl - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML

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lsd_25 8

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:45

she better at least be hot

perdix 29

Saturday 7 January 2012 19:47

Well, I guess she knows what kind of extra-credit projects you'd be interested in.

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david12z 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:36

Just say they reminded you of the pig babe

YourBabyGirlRav 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:09

Who said the teacher was a girl?

Zbrah 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:34

I do it all the time, except I say it on purpose.....

reldnahceus 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:53

I've done the same thing.. Lol

InYourAtmosphere 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:05

"Accidentally." Stop trying to start a porno.

julian24245 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:21

And that's how you get to be top of the class.

phuckejiu 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:24

and then what happen

non_finisher 9

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:38

Wow....

barbiegirl491 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:04

Creeeeepy

jontel 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:09

Probably the most awkward thing that could happen did she notice

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