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Barely legal

By I work for an idiot - 30/06/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my boss told me, and only me, to leave work before I was done because I'm a minor and he can't have me sticking around at work as long as I do. I'm not a minor. My coworkers are. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 June 2023 12:54

Show him your fake ID giving him plausible deniability for exploiting minors.

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I'm getting pedo vibes from your boss..

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 30 June 2023 12:54

Show him your fake ID giving him plausible deniability for exploiting minors.

kk. 14

Thursday 20 July 2023 9:41

I'm getting pedo vibes from your boss..

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