Love, Relatable, Break-ups and Cancer: Bad sign

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 24/02/2022 02:01

Today, I found out that a girl I had been seeing for two months used her having a brain tumor as an excuse to break up with me. She said she wouldn’t feel good for three months because of treatment, but then a month into "treatment", she posted a picture on a date with someone else. FML

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diraven 15

Thursday 24 February 2022 4:10

Maybe you were the tumor

Sdog 6

Thursday 24 February 2022 14:54

I use my brain tumor as an excuse all the time. It’s really a great excuse to have around. Like, sorry I was being an asshole, the brain tumor was acting up again. 🤣🤣

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diraven 15

Thursday 24 February 2022 4:10

Maybe you were the tumor

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 24 February 2022 4:45

That Make-A-Wish Foundation sure does some great work for the cancer victims!

Sdog 6

Thursday 24 February 2022 14:54

I use my brain tumor as an excuse all the time. It’s really a great excuse to have around. Like, sorry I was being an asshole, the brain tumor was acting up again. 🤣🤣