Pranks and Miscellaneous: Backfire - FML

Backfire

By Anonymous - 14/07/2012 20:10 - Nigeria - Lagos

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

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astoryofroses 9

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:07

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olpally 32

Sunday 15 July 2012 2:08

never test your dad's brain power... he knows way more than you do about how to pull off a prank.

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blutigenbonbon 10

Monday 16 July 2012 21:18

Your dad is a friggin boss :D!!

steph97v05 11

Tuesday 17 July 2012 0:52

Trolled.

Jasonf6 0

Tuesday 17 July 2012 23:10

Haha, got you bitch! :)

shakespearelove 6

Wednesday 18 July 2012 8:07

lol, owned by your own father. x) dont worry, dude. my mother has owned me many times. x)

HeartOfLead 24

Friday 20 July 2012 4:13

"Not with those wrinkles!" Ah, the good ole days.

KillPrince 6

Thursday 2 August 2012 7:54

Sh¡T you lose:p

facepalm4evry1 2

Friday 3 August 2012 20:41

that's some funny there, better then the other fml on here. but i wouldn't call this a fml , don't worry you'll get one prank over him eventually.

vicktoriahart 2

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:23

Haha he does something nice and this is how you treat him?? Haha

IllyriaSaxon 3

Saturday 11 August 2012 15:43

I love your father.

klx125cross 9

Wednesday 29 August 2012 3:40

U have a wise father OP

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