Intimacy, Wanker and Love: Awkward pause

Awkward pause

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Blue Springs

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Wednesday 13 March 2013 12:57

You just met his other girlfriend....

RoboCunnilingus 23

Wednesday 13 March 2013 12:56

Now he probably thinks you're a jerk.

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notjanedoe 27

Wednesday 13 March 2013 16:17

One day you will look back and laugh about this. For now you can feel happy that I laughed about this today. Joy to the world and all that :-P

foiled 15

Wednesday 13 March 2013 16:27

I don't understand why people find this awkward, it's natural after all ;)

Albanic 7

Wednesday 13 March 2013 16:43

He he he...

james9120 7

Wednesday 13 March 2013 16:50

Don't worry, that'll be your job soon ;)

Animegirl531 15

Wednesday 13 March 2013 16:52

Found he was right handed xD

cblock94 7

Wednesday 13 March 2013 17:15

If I had a nickel for all the things I've said to crushes without thinking I could afford to go to college without taking out loans.

The_Thinker 18

Wednesday 13 March 2013 17:26

Chelsea Handler.

jdime209 2

Wednesday 13 March 2013 17:46

Lmfao

kishorekumar_a 10

Wednesday 13 March 2013 18:11

Well, time for you to hold something other than his hand... ;-)

irritatedone 5

Wednesday 13 March 2013 19:02

Maybe you could change that for him :)

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