Avengers: Infinity Spoilers - FML

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Avengers: Infinity Spoilers

By Anonymous - 14/05/2018 17:33 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, after weeks of avoiding spoilers and finally getting a day off from both jobs, I went to see Infinity War. What I didn't anticipate was someone attending the screening for the 5th time to completely spoil all the major plot points just before the movie began, despite telling him to stop. FML

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withered 30

Wednesday 23 May 2018 16:05

It's amazing how much some people crave attention.

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withered 30

Wednesday 23 May 2018 16:05

It's amazing how much some people crave attention.

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