Weird, Delivery and Love: Army dudes

Army dudes

By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 17:39 - United States - Glendale

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:10

Now you need to put his pubes in a locket so you can wear them around your neck and remember him forever. It's the ultimate romantic gesture.

kimg0885 23

Wednesday 3 December 2014 0:13

Make a scarf out of the pubes and send it back to him for Christmas!

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silentxninja 13

Tuesday 5 May 2015 0:16

Oh my gosh, that is vile and disgusting... you need to burn that right away.

childproofpizza 19

Thursday 6 April 2017 4:46

as I was reading this, there was an army commercial on tv

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 20 June 2019 22:32

that's great.

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