Love, Awkward, Cute and Romantic: And they say romance is dead…

And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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Friday 30 October 2009 9:14

that doesn't seem like such a bad thing, bacon is yum

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Violet_Embers95 22

Friday 19 December 2014 2:15

My boyfriend once kissed me and said "my mouth is spicy"

SchelleForelle 18

Tuesday 17 March 2015 5:13

THAT Is Romantic!

JayDum 16

Wednesday 13 May 2015 0:20

sounds like a complement to me

Zerpellica 13

Thursday 3 December 2015 19:19

are you a pig than???? THEY ARE EVOLVING!!!!!

FweakofCydonia 40

Sunday 27 December 2015 2:22

Who doesn't love bacon? I mean, this is the same society that invented "bacon-flavoured" perfume.

TotFCerberus 11

Friday 9 September 2016 20:05

What do you mean, fml. that's fantastic

Ultimate_Batman 28

Monday 21 November 2016 5:03

I'm failing to see the issue here

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