Cars and Health: Amazing timing - FML

Amazing timing

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Antelope

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML

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Jak_Griffin 5

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:02

Hopefully you didn't get a conecussion

star14394 20

Sunday 23 February 2014 1:01

People like the bystanders are idiots....sorry about your head

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simplykolesh 17

Sunday 23 February 2014 6:37

Am i the only one who saw this playing out like an episode of 1000 ways to die? But sorry about your head op

awilliams44 9

Sunday 23 February 2014 7:01

that's crazy

bribre38 9

Sunday 23 February 2014 7:50

I would've laughed and helped.

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Sunday 23 February 2014 7:59

Hope the headache goes away soon

dawsonstar 15

Sunday 23 February 2014 8:00

I guess you could say your head comes to a point. (Don't mind me I'm just commenting to get the badge)

FemskyD 26

Sunday 23 February 2014 10:37

Laugh About it youreself is the best remedie

hamzor 5

Sunday 23 February 2014 13:07

Well then in their next life they will get coned!

arronu 9

Sunday 23 February 2014 14:14

your past life deserved it if so...maybe the bystanders will have it happen to them either in this life or the next

sonnyrosa 32

Sunday 23 February 2014 16:53

Ouch! You okay OP? How many fingers am I holding up? You gonna make it?

gc327072 30

Sunday 23 February 2014 17:19

You got cwned

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