Intimacy, Sex, Awkward and Parents: Am I being Punk'd? - FML

Am I being Punk'd?

By Anonymous - 16/05/2024 19:00

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Today, my boyfriend and I introduced our parents to each other, and they seemed to have already met somewhere, so I asked them about it. At first they seemed shifty, then guilty, then admitted everything. They’ve actually known each other for decades as part of the same swingers group. FML

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wrecklesswfire 3

Thursday 16 May 2024 22:12

hmmmm maybe you two should get a DNA test done

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wrecklesswfire 3

Thursday 16 May 2024 22:12

hmmmm maybe you two should get a DNA test done

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Friday 17 May 2024 1:06

sounds like bullshit.

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