Wanker and Intimacy: Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks

Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcocks

By Nuttjacob - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that you can get carpal tunnel from masturbating. FML

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SirEBC 7

Monday 28 February 2011 9:28

Ahhhhhh, I get it. The HARD way. :D

felipe87 2

Monday 28 February 2011 9:19

that's why I have carpel tunnel! thanks op

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Mitch_Connor 11

Monday 28 February 2011 23:37

Pfft, lightweight.

guppy40000 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 1:05

how much do you do it? Holy crap. Also if you use a computer keyboard or mouse a lot, that could be a factor as well.

procrastibating 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 1:17

So uh whats your hands name?

FamiliarStranger 2

Tuesday 1 March 2011 1:23

Wow... i'm in trouble

waldofarmboy 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 2:17

haha HARD way

SassiestLemon 2

Tuesday 1 March 2011 4:00

I completely agree 63.

Blican 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 5:26

Wow

Brokencydesgirl 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 5:28

So sorry to hear that XD

MileyCyrusIsHot 5

Tuesday 1 March 2011 5:51

alex1432 9

Tuesday 1 March 2011 7:42

That's why you buy a fleshlight.

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