Alexa, play "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC - FML

Alexa, play "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC

By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML

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Joshwarrior 39

Sunday 8 September 2019 0:19

I'm curious, Why pick up a call from an ex on such a good date?

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 8 September 2019 0:40

And why answer the phone via speaker when on a date???

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831curmudgeon 7

Tuesday 10 September 2019 16:32

Who the f*ck answers a phone call from an ex while on a date?!?!?!

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