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Alexa, play "Here Comes the Summer" by The Undertones

By Uh oh - 03/05/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I put my AC in my room again in preparation for summer. However, I forgot that my cat messed up the accordion while climbing the window like an idiot, so it no longer closes properly. So there is now an opening in the window that I can't do anything about. Hello, insects. FML

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Thaylok 17

Saturday 3 May 2025 23:22

Consider cutting some cardboard (thicker corrugated is better) to fill in that hole/gap. the corrugated cardboard provides better insulation.

d j mom 9

Sunday 4 May 2025 14:42

yup cardio yup cardboard and duct tape

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Thaylok 17

Saturday 3 May 2025 23:22

Consider cutting some cardboard (thicker corrugated is better) to fill in that hole/gap. the corrugated cardboard provides better insulation.

d j mom 9

Sunday 4 May 2025 14:42

yup cardio yup cardboard and duct tape

Chazzster 29

Monday 5 May 2025 23:21

Cardboard and duct tape.

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