Abandoned

By Anonymous - 04/04/2020 05:00

Today, I found a baby in a cradle on my doorstep. I was shocked that someone would do this, so I picked it up and uncovered the baby. It was actually a rudimentary stink bomb that went off in my face when I uncovered it. FML

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Saturday 4 April 2020 7:21

That stinks

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 4 April 2020 5:14

How do you mistake a stink bomb for a baby? You'd think with a full diaper it might be moving around and crying.

sickerthanyou 13

Saturday 4 April 2020 7:21

That stinks

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Saturday 4 April 2020 21:03

Lol, oh my gawdddd!! Who did this!?!?

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