A real friend never lets you go By Lewis - 08/12/2018 00:30 - France - Paris Friendship is no joke agreeclassic 290 vote type 1 80 Share Tweet Share
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML agreeclassic 25 243 vote type 1 1 695
Today, my husband's rich aunt and uncle came in town and handed us an envelope and said we hope this helps out with the student loans. Inside the envelope was just an article on new student loan procedures and how to get lower payments. FML agreeclassic 47 269 vote type 1 9 212
Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML agreeclassic 30 203 vote type 1 86 645
Today, my husband is upset because somewhere out there, on a long forgotten social media site, is a picture of me mooning my geography teacher's house. He doesn’t like that my ass is on the internet. It’s a 30 year-old pic, out of focus, taken on a damn flip phone, and you can’t even see my face. FML agreeclassic 463 vote type 1 148
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to wake me up by sprinkling catnip over me then dropping my cat on top of me. FML agreeclassic 42 224 vote type 1 3 812
Today, I was scolding my 8 year-old son because he was getting bad grades in school. I told him that he should get straight "A"s like his friend Ceejay. He told me that comparing him to Ceejay was unfair. When I asked why, he said, "Because his dad is actually smart." FML agreeclassic 19 917 vote type 1 66 587
Thats gotta hurt being pulled down by the hair.