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A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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Woahwut 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:09

It's better than "ASS FACE #1"

Serial 2

Wednesday 25 March 2009 1:07

you must talk alot of shit to have that name

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JoeandJoe 1

Friday 8 July 2011 17:22

You could pronounce it as Nice face...

2O12 6

Monday 21 November 2011 21:54

At least you're not the only one.

0h_Boy 26

Wednesday 21 November 2012 6:42

Would you have been happier if you were ASS FACE #1?

TheChelseaSays 34

Sunday 3 March 2013 2:01

I wonder what did to deserve that name.

pmx473 5

Monday 30 December 2013 4:36

Hey at least you were #3!

maliadiva11 21

Wednesday 18 February 2015 13:23

not even number one but number three. sorry op

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