Masks and Confused: A bug, not a feature

A bug, not a feature

By Anonymous - 22/04/2021 14:01

Today, I forget to remove my mask before I spitting. What a good day. FML

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Today, I was admonished by a supermarket cashier because my mask had slipped below my nose. So had hers, actually. FML

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Hempseed 26

Thursday 22 April 2021 23:27

Why are you spitting in public anyway? Are you a llama?

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Unorthodox facial method

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cuz803 44

Thursday 22 April 2021 16:31

Unorthodox facial method

Hempseed 26

Thursday 22 April 2021 23:27

Why are you spitting in public anyway? Are you a llama?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 24 April 2021 15:25

TYL not to spit unless you're leaning over a sink.

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