By Lola987 - 18/03/2019 00:00
The Top
Desperate for D
By sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia
Going through the week like
By Lewis - 24/01/2019 19:00
What are you doing here then?
By Nikki - 27/07/2012 13:45 - United States - Newark
Admit you're shit
By disgusted - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - East Waterboro
OK Boomer
By Nicks - 03/07/2013 15:10 - United States - Las Vegas
By whatafuckhead - 23/11/2015 01:14 - United States - San Francisco
By BlootheBawss - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States
Bloothebawss tells us more.
10 out of 10 for originality
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 09:50 - United States
By Jemsi - 13/09/2015 08:44 - South Africa
She's lost control again
By Anonymous - 02/07/2019 13:01 - United States - Pomona
Coming or going
By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough
Door knocking
By firewait - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
By tagteam - 05/07/2012 16:30 - United States - Worcester
By tenniemo - 25/12/2016 00:37 - United States - Green Valley
tenniemo tells us more.
Hey guys OP here (I had posted anonymously without an account before). To clarify what happened, I was about a car's length away from the SUV in front of me, stopped at a red light. I was hit by an SUV and I had a Saturn sedan... that's why it ended up crunched and totaled. When he hit me I flew backwards and my seat lock failed, collapsing my seat into the back bench. I hit my head and blacked out. When I regained consciousness my foot had come off my brake, causing me to run into the SUV in front of me with the impact. I immediately put my car in park and put on my E lights when I woke up. Paramedics were eventually called onto the scene after police came to check me out. I was having an anxiety attack right after it occurred, so was not in a mental state to call 911, and the guy who hit me's phone died just after he hit me. He was super concerned and took full responsibility, and yelled at the lady in front of us for not checking if we needed paramedics before calling 911. My air bag did not deploy, but I was checked out by paramedics and got a ride to the hospital. I'm doing alright now, with just a mild concussion and a sprained neck. Thank you all for the concern! :) now it's just about figuring out getting money together to get another car!
By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States
Inspired by Pam
By Stigmamma - 13/05/2019 20:00
Bigmouth strikes again
By Failoffel - 10/05/2009 02:05 - United States
By Alaska - 29/10/2015 03:35 - United States
Left behind
By happysingleone - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 02:12 - United States
By phonemenace - 17/08/2011 09:50 - United States
By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 04:10 - Canada
What a wanker
By Anonymous - 01/06/2019 20:01
By mazey93 - 09/12/2016 19:14 - United Kingdom - Newport
By ksmith - 09/08/2011 04:59 - United States
Long time, no hear
By RckRagman - 30/04/2009 14:55 - United States
By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury
By whattdafuuukkkk - 05/06/2012 11:56 - United States
Keywords
It's illegal where I live. And yeah, I'm working in the new friends thing.