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By keenan - 19/09/2010 23:55 - United States
Fair and balanced
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By Username - 13/09/2010 01:38 - France
Requirements
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Thanks for the mental image!
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You tried…
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Harmonic dissonance
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Hand shandy
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Sounds fishy
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Hi!
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Great talk, Dad
By Anonymous - 28/08/2019 14:00 - Australia - Sydney
Windows 2019
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By BEE - 10/10/2009 22:35 - United States
Alexa, play "I'm Not In Love" by 10CC
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By James64138 - 15/06/2011 10:13 - United States
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OP here, and you're right. He was a complete idiot. I ended up dumping him a week later and I have a much smarter boyfriend now!
Unhappy Birthday
By ER Birthday - 19/09/2019 14:00
Leg day
By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 02:06
Alexa, play "Asleep" by The Smiths
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The Rupture
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Thievery Ltd.
By Anonymous - 05/10/2019 16:00
Smooth move
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Gift for you
By safetyfirst - 14/07/2010 15:17 - Taiwan
Pokémon Gone
By pogo Nono - 04/06/2021 11:01 - United States
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OP here! As one kid remarked, "That's a LOT of tape" and "But you're skinny!" If only he knew the whole thing. Yes, it was stupid, but when I took it off, I noticed that my fat was contained, and I looked thinner all day. Of course, no one deserves the pain of having it on or, even worse, removing it. (Those back hairs!) And let's not mention those blistering red marks. Still, it was worth the price. And no, I'm not fat or even chubby. I'm rather active--some would say hyper--and don't even eat that much in the first place. My weight and height are perfectly proportionate; I'm an average size. But since I'm not stick-skinny like my sisters, my family pesters me to lose weight. Besides, thinner girls at my school get more guys. I'd been sucking in for days, but I needed something to keep it that way. I sucked in when applying the duct tape, and since the fat couldn't get through its tight told, it looked as if my stomach were perfectly thin and flat. Sadly, some kids noticed and wondered why the heck my tummy was taped. I decided it wasn't worth the pain and I peeled it all off, awful pain and red marks included. I wish I could've cut it off; it would've been easier that way. After about halfway I excused myself to the bathroom to strip off the rest (the more painful parts) in a stall's confinement.