Close quarters
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By Danny - 07/01/2012 10:27 - Australia
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By Anonymous - 19/04/2016 15:59 - United States - De Soto
By itsnotalright - 17/03/2016 04:25 - United States - Reno
By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 22:56 - United States - San Bruno
By TheAprilWitch - 01/01/2017 16:17
I might do that! Thanks for the suggestion. Good thing I haven't called her out on it yet. I'm not sure how I feel about the whole thing, though. It's been going on for years! And it's not like we are that intimate, or goof around much.
By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 17:58 - United States - Saint Louis
By kevinfmls - 16/01/2016 03:27 - United States - Reston
I haven't seen this until almost 3 months later! Thanks for the support, turns out she was LYING about being married and just wanted to not work with me in the most obvious way.
By ScaredOfClowns - 31/12/2015 16:40 - United Kingdom - Brighton
(I didn't know how to get it to comment as the OP...) For those of you who are asking how I didn't know, she had never brought it up in conversation. We only recently started dating and she hadn't mentioned it at all. She knew that I was afraid of clowns and admitted later on that she thought I was kidding. I guess it could be worse, when I made an excuse to leave and we talked about it later, she suggest we stay at my place instead.
By angry asthmatic - 22/12/2018 14:00 - United States - Ann Arbor
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
By qwertycode - 26/11/2015 18:57 - United States - Colton
Hello, OP here! The family that owns the dog is out of town currently due to Thanksgiving and all that, which is why they need someone to walk the dog. I take care of other things too of course, like feeding, making sure he goes to bed, etc but it's mostly just letting him get his exercise.
By NoctisMax - 25/12/2016 06:47 - United States - Humble
By MG73 - 02/11/2015 04:16 - United States - Scarborough
OP here. For some clarification, it was only our second time hanging out. I did introduce him to my guy friend so he wouldn't feel insecure. We were all leaving, I hugged my friend bye since to me, that is just a casual thing, and he went crazy. I'm just glad I found out what he's like early on.
By sunny_funny - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Cyprus - Nicosia
By Anonymous - 10/10/2015 04:43 - Canada - Qualicum Beach
By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore
By ImaSneakyNinja - 17/11/2016 02:55 - United States - Madison Heights
By Anonymous - 24/09/2015 01:21 - Canada
By randomman55555 - 03/11/2016 17:13
hey guys OP here, Just to clarify I invited the hot guy over to play some video games to get know each other better. My housemates girlfriend as you can imagine is a regular at our place. She is the one who clogged the toilet, and has no idea who my crush is. But because my housemate can't even preheat the oven, it's no surprise he doesn't know how to unclog a toilet. I Had to step in before the water got out of the bathroom, ruining our wood floor and loosing our $2,000 deposit. Hope this cleared things up.
By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village
By DangerousDriver - 03/07/2017 22:10
By Anonymous - 01/09/2015 04:40 - United States - Greenfield
By idontevengetpaid - 05/09/2016 04:35 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro
By AlmightyVoice - 07/08/2016 11:38 - United States - Rochester
Hi OP here! No this was not my first experience with bleaching my upper lip. I have done it many times before but with a different product. I had my friend do it also with me and hers did not end up like mine. Every time I had done it before it had stung so I figured that it was just doing its job but I guess my skin was just very sensitive to the brand I had. Good news is that everything is good now and I will just go back to using the kind I had before. Also the only reason I decided on not shaving or anything else was because I do not want the hair growing in darker or thicker:)
By vxdragon23 - 03/08/2016 04:48 - United States - Queensbury
op here. the first fee was a 12 d9llar maintenance fee after I had "closed the account" it was then followed up by multiple extended overdraft fees for 35 dollars each. there wasn't anything that was auto drafting from the account.
By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos
By RC3Welly - 09/03/2012 22:58 - United States
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nah, I was just wearing some skinny jeans and a hoodie XD