By Damn You Fortnite - 17/08/2018 15:00
The Top
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By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 10:00
For real though?
By Anonymous - 15/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Parkesburg
By helpme - 24/11/2015 06:34 - United States - Annapolis
Doggy bag
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By wellshitthen - 21/10/2015 19:30 - United States - Westborough
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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney
By caitywebbkid - 09/10/2016 11:36 - Australia - Bentley
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OP here, Firstly, thanks to everyone who has been comforting me about this. I was pretty upset and distraught when it happened (my whole job being to save and protect people), but now I see it as a learning curve. To answer tour questions/comments; 1) Yes, the centre manager has (finally) granted us a bigger budget for maintenance and we will be replacing all doors within the week. 2) the little girl is A-okay. There were no signs of bruising, swelling, laceration/graze, break, strain, sprain or anything else. I think she was more scared than anything else, but she was dancing around about 5 minutes after I gave her an ice pack, so that's a plus. 3) Yes, everything in Australia tries to kill us. Except volcanoes. We don't have a single active one (and we're the only continent to be able to say that!!!). Again, thanks to everyone for your support. I love my job and I was so scared I was going to lose it, and so worried that I had done this little girl harm. Apparently she just sees it as a cool story to tell at school (her aunt told us this when we made the follow-up phone call).
By Schizomaniac - 25/08/2015 17:33 - United States
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Thankfully he's only a PE teacher. Not to discredit PE teachers, but at least he is not in a position to actually provide information to students. This guy is an absolute nutjob. These are real claims he has argued in the past: -evolution is a lie (no surprise) -dogs are more intelligent than chimpanzees -our most sophisticated equipment can't see outside our galaxy (lol) -humans are the only animals that rely on fruits and vegetables for food And many, many others. He's the type of person to argue with a chef because he read a cookbook. It's sad.
Meth: Not Even Once
By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 03:45 - Singapore
Surprise!
By BadKitty - 11/09/2016 13:37 - Australia - Invermay
By Flutie - 27/10/2017 22:00
Shunned
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By MgmEboy - 19/09/2009 21:36 - Canada
Awks
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By Stunned - 04/02/2013 09:15 - New Zealand - Wellington
By sadblufly - 19/06/2016 03:19 - United States - Louisville
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WOW I didn't expect to get published haha. But I do think it's ****** up, and my parents ended up agreeing. My cat was an indoor cat and has always hated going outside, especially because she was allergic to grass/something outside so I know she didn't just...run out the door or whatever. I'm not saying that they did it on purpose, because it's possible she was in the car for the vet or something and got out/they didn't notice? I don't know. I was completely heart broken and still am, I grew up with this cat and was having a rough time when I came home and looking forward to seeing her. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with the..remains, but I definitely dont want to keep my stuffed cat...I think I'm going to bury her when I get the chance. My parents haven't stopped apologising, but it still sucks to have this happen.
By Anonymous - 01/04/2018 01:00 - China - Xiamen
By Bogrbon - 03/06/2016 19:18 - United States - West Lafayette
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OP here. They did stop pretty quick, after it started hurting, before it got too bad. Anesthetic tolerance runs in the family (and no, I don't use any drugs). They edited the fact that since it had been having issues getting numb, they'd already given me the maximum safe dose of anesthetic for the day, so I had to reschedule for the next available appointment 3 weeks out, and get a temporary filling and prescription for Vicodin (which would make me sick and keep me from safely working) to tide me over. Long story short, my tooth is not only better, it's worse, and I am still waiting, (If you've ever needed a root canal you know the pain.) so the pain at the endodontist's was all for nothing.
Freakout
By benz1369 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
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By emi - 03/04/2016 17:18 - United States - Oklahoma City
By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 05:42 - United States
Courtesy visit
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By Anonymous - 01/11/2018 15:30
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Hey all, OP here. Surprisingly, it turned out as a happy ending! My girlfriend asked my roommate to keep me busy for a while so she could run out and grab a birthday gift that she ordered at a local store since she couldn't fly it in with her. My roommate is still an asshat for choosing to give me a heart attack as a way to keep me busy, but it could have been a lot worse.