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You sure this is the right time?

KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

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Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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Great chat!

eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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ReallyMom - 09/01/2014 21:48 - United States - Shawano

Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

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Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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dpl - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

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lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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livgasms 4

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:01

classy.

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:04

Why didn't you just leave? its not as if she can follow you while taking a dump.

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:36

lolol sorry im laughing at this, but damn that really suck so bad. :[

diegosfml 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:41

i can imagine your mom saying "so when the bee falls in love....uuggghhhh *plop*...with the bird.

grapist 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:39

what is the bird and the bees talk?

gracehasanissue 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:44

My mum gave me that talk while I was in the bath and she was taking a dump.. I can totally relate, it's awkward -.-

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:12

ewwwww!

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:16

May I ask why you were in or near the bathroom while she was taking a poo, and why didn't you just walk away?! I'm trying to accept this concept, but it's just not right.

Analeigh23 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 20:17

Moms, gotta love them. #69 wht a coincidence you like catching STDs and the computer gave u the number 69! Ur computer really knows you(:

LaylaaMariee 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:29

If your just getting the talk... Then why do u have an FML account? Little young?

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 21:34

lol at least your mom didnt use her hands to show you like mine did.

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 22:09

Well at least she did, unlike most parents these days who expect the schools to provide all of the information!

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