Sex Miscellaneous You sure this is the right time?

You sure this is the right time?

KidCudi227 - 19/07/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my mom gave me the "birds and the bees" talk, while she was taking a dump. FML

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Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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Great chat!

eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

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me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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seaweedlady - 21/06/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML

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ReallyMom - 09/01/2014 21:48 - United States - Shawano

Today, my mom tried giving me the sex talk. Her version of "the talk" consisted of making me watch videos of guys jacking off and reassuring me that "it's natural." FML

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Not now!

Anonymous - 18/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML

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Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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dpl - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

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lobotomy pls - 11/09/2015 18:40 - United States - Tappahannock

Today, I walked in on my mom, legs spread and changing her tampon, all while she was carrying on a conversation on the phone. FML

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PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:01

classy.

Lukeloveshugs 8

Tuesday 19 July 2011 12:04

Why didn't you just leave? its not as if she can follow you while taking a dump.

ZiplockP 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:30

nothing like a classy lady

iLoveBoobies21 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:32

What tha ****?

EmilyFelton98 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:33

the toilet BEST Place To Have THE TALK

SpotShot 6

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:35

lol hahaha!!!

MareNostrum 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:42

Brown birds?

Cleao18317 11

Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:23

and sometimes green

burgerburger 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:48

why were you in there?

tylenol123 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:52

were you wathin her...0.0

missyj0 12

Tuesday 19 July 2011 17:01

I really hope she wasn't "wathin" her.

kris2335 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 15:56

HOW ATTRACTIVE;DD

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:09

why were you in there?

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Tuesday 19 July 2011 16:10

Maybe she thought the expression was "turds and the bees".

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Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cockblocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

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Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML

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Today, I turned 18 and I’m now subject to adult discipline. My dad says I will no longer be grounded or have my phone taken away, but I have three strikes and if I get to three, he’s throwing me out to get my own house. He then gave me my first strike because I was 30 minutes late picking up my nana. FML

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Today, my boyfriend found an old nude of me on his best friend's PS3. I had no idea this guy existed until we moved in with him. FML

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Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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