WTF is that?

fock - - Canada - Almonte

Today, I had to convince my 28-year-old boyfriend to take down his booger wall. FML
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plaguer 26

And these are the sort of confessions we keep to ourselves.

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perdix 29

That snot good! So, how did you pull that off? Did you buy him a booger tree to store his collectible mucus?

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Ungazing 7

Nothin' like a good cup of puns in the mornin'.

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Enslaved 36

Little do you know, he also has a booger seat in his car.

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perdix 29

Unless he's left-handed and has a booger window. In Britain, he'd have a booger seat ;)

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Enslaved 36

Not true, you still keep your right hand on the wheel while your free hand does a little wandering. Ummmn not that I know anything about driving and nose picking! :P

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perdix 29

Just tell me the boyfriend has long, limber arms and that the "booger seat" is one of the back ones. Please!

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thiscrazything 1

He's probably also got a booger couch in the living room.

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Ungazing 7

Are you certain he's 28 years old?

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HITide76808 0

Atleast tell him to frame his boogers, it has more sentimental value that way. :)

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tika12991 15

gag. Seriously, why is this dude still your boyfriend?

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linkinpark98 23

Jesus...... That has unsanitary written all over it! BLEH!

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groupleader 7

You should start tearing down the wall, one nugget at a time. While he sleeps, put em in his mouth....oh wait, this fml has already been done, the guy thought his g/f was putting HER boogers in his mouth..

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