Gross, AITA Love WTF is that?

Whats up with people telling people that they cant do something they obviously enjoy. Its not like its creepy or morally wrong to have a blog or wtv , your not very nice :(

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Tuesday 31 March 2015 19:22

My 12 year old brother has little patches of booger walls everywhere, so disgusting

SOILEDIT 51

Thursday 16 June 2016 20:00

That's not sexy.

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