Whaaaaat?

By erphy21 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Lompoc

Today, my 18 year-old son learned that just because his girlfriend was on top doesn't mean gravity will prevent her from becoming pregnant. FML
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zharks1010 18

Your son is a dumbass

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trucker2 33

Ok..just...maybe... He was yelling, for her to get up, and she assumed Giddy-Up...lmao

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Tonymac617 16

Looks like someone didn't have "the talk" with your son....

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DogeDogeDoge 13

I honestly find it hard to believe that this FML is real because I've heard a joke very similar to this throughout school forever.

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Manic1 13

Guess you should have had the talk with him sooner. Congrats on becoming a grandparent though

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jennilm1816 9

if you had properly educated him, she might still be pregnant, but not for that stupid reason!

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wordygirl 11

Wow! Next thing ya know this dufus will say if he doesn't put a diaper on the baby it won't go potty:/ These yingyangs are going to need alot of help I'm afraid.

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thatsme293 28

I bet your just understood but just acted on the chance of what he wanted to hear was correct.

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lia4005 17

More like F her life! She's the one impregnated by a moron...

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leogachi 15

@130 She agreed to have unprotected sex, so she probably thought it was true.

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