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Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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Noname - 12/03/2009 11:09 - Australia

Today, I was on a standing on a crowded bus going home after school. A wriggling 5 year old boy and his mum left the seat to get off the bus. Since no one looked keen to sit on the seat, I did, only to find out that it was covered in pee. FML

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babydoll - 12/10/2010 09:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML

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Splish splash

Anonymous - 20/04/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I used the bathroom on a bus from New York to Boston, and carefully covered the seat with twenty of the single-square toilet paper rations. As I was peeing, the bus flew over a bump and swerved sharply, and my entire naked bottom was splashed with urine and poop. It wasn't my own. FML

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Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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UGH! - 19/12/2016 18:21 - Canada

Today, I slid into a seat in a very busy foodcourt that was jam packed full of seniors at the mall. It was the only seat available, so I was quick to jump into it. It was soaked with urine. FML

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soaked - 31/08/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML

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marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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UTI?

Jam2019 - 15/02/2019 14:00

Today, despite using the bathroom before I left my house, then at the bus station 10 minutes later, I still had to get off my bus halfway into my hour long journey to pee in a back alley or I would have wet myself. I'm 24 and this has happened twice in the last week. FML

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Make yourself at home

Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:26 - United States

Today, while waiting at the bus stop, the guy standing near me started peeing on the sidewalk and on my shoes. FML

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Amanda Jaworski 23

Saturday 9 June 2018 15:19

Ugh, I’d be soooooo pissed off!

Kurliez408 32

Thursday 14 June 2018 19:06

that really sucks, but something tells me the person before had a even worse day...

interesting33 36

Thursday 7 June 2018 17:56

Urine a wee bit of trouble there.

Amanda Jaworski 23

Saturday 9 June 2018 15:19

Ugh, I’d be soooooo pissed off!

TyrionLannister 17

Thursday 14 June 2018 20:35

'Tis always better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Kurliez408 32

Thursday 14 June 2018 19:06

that really sucks, but something tells me the person before had a even worse day...

rodfergie 18

Thursday 14 June 2018 20:08

That's the number one seat!

Donut_Wizard 23

Thursday 14 June 2018 20:30

At least the seat was warm.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 14 June 2018 21:09

Wait? You got a seat?!?! Lucky bastard!

Tarlachia 33

Thursday 14 June 2018 21:24

Did the driver tell you to sit down or piss off? Sounds like the previous rider chose the latter.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 14 June 2018 21:34

Could be apple juice, unless you touched it with your fingers and held it up to your nose to find out it wasn't.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 14 June 2018 22:30

Shoulda done it loke Sheldon and wear your bus-pants...

Lillysar91 20

Friday 15 June 2018 0:10

And passengers took the piss at you?

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