By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 10:56 - Australia

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML
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albinorhino 0

well that shit musta been worth it huh...

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Kervik 0

"I don't know about you, but when I crap, I crap LOUD." Yup, the whole internet wanted to hear that.

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danis_fml 12

this is like the shortest fml I've seen exept the one about Micheal Jackson dieing lol

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BryanColectsPeny 0

haha thats the funniest thing ive ever heard

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JennaD 0

Its probably lucky that you were in a locked room though, as crappy (no pun intended =P) as that is, just in case they were armed - you may have been hurt if theyd seen you.

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AnnoyingFlamingo 0

Shit can be the best weapons sometimes.

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ActionManly 11

Today, I was robbing a house, and the owner had no good stuff downstairs. Then, I didn't rob any expensive stuff from upstairs since it smelt like SHIT. FML.

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OhJenni 0

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!! U poor thing that is so sad hahahaha

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Evan_R_D 0

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA this is my FAVORITE FML i've ever SEEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FYL DUDE OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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riplikethat 0

This is hilarious. I was reading one boring FML after another when this golden poo came up on the list..

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