Intimacy: Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping...

By anonymous - 14/02/2011 13:45 - United States

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 291

You deserved it 17 034

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 02:00

Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend how sleeping with another person is cheating. It's been three days, and almost as many fights. He still doesn't get it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 946

You deserved it 852

By Imrickar - 30/04/2011 05:06 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 226

You deserved it 7 831

Over and out

By hatinthelife - 18/02/2012 06:34 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 647

You deserved it 4 456

By Dilly_20 - 22/02/2011 18:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 719

You deserved it 5 658

By anonymous - 27/01/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 966

You deserved it 8 293

Humping

By needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 438

You deserved it 6 204

Logic

By yourfault - 02/09/2013 15:10 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 983

You deserved it 6 786

By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 821

You deserved it 6 236

By Paige - 10/07/2013 14:18 - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 729

You deserved it 5 724

Karma

By yeahImgreat - 12/05/2022 14:00 - Netherlands

Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML

I agree, your life sucks 182

You deserved it 2 610

Spartan085Momma 0

Monday 14 February 2011 19:01

If its happened before why are you still with him? Your an idiot, leave him already !!

Stumblebum30 5

Monday 14 February 2011 19:05

I would be curious to know what HIS definition of cheating is.

Comments

erphy21 14

Friday 11 September 2015 7:55

two words...leave him.

GeorgiaBea 28

Saturday 2 January 2016 15:34

Once. Once is good. If he doesn't get it he prolly never will and you should have more respect for yourself

gatorgirl7563 22

Friday 29 January 2016 0:56

Maybe he's just playing stupid. Either way, if he doesn't get the message right quick you need to either accept being in an half-open relationship (or completely open) or dump him.

Dino_Deanna 8

Sunday 7 February 2016 21:10

then you sleep with someone else

666kitty 16

Friday 20 May 2016 22:17

Ask him how he would feel if you slept with someone else.

sharond23 10

Friday 12 January 2018 16:44

Oh he gets it. you're just obviously an idiot and you believe him when he says he doesn't get it.

Kara_araK 24

Tuesday 15 May 2018 9:29

It's been three days? Does that mean the relationship is three days old and he already cheated on you? I'm not normally the one to say 'dump him/her', because I understand that there might be other factors, but seriously, OP, dump him. It's only going to get worse, and the excuse of "I don't understand" won't be as light of an excuse after years together, while fighting, and an STD because of his infidelity.

Kara_araK 24

Tuesday 15 May 2018 9:34

Unless you are in a polygamous relationship, (which I doubt hence the FML), he shouldn't just go around sleeping with anyone. There isn't anything wrong with a polygamous relationship, but both parties need to know that they are in one, not just one partner. For all of you who said YDI, really? OP was cheated on and your reaction is YDI? How easy it must be to have such simple, easy lives

Emma Marshall 19

Tuesday 4 September 2018 4:40

He knows. He just doesn't care.

shannon2348 14

Thursday 28 November 2019 3:50

Oh sweetie. He gets it. He really does. I think you're the one who doesn't get it. He's a cheater and he's hoping you're stupid enough to put up with it.