ygma - 01/12/2015 16:39 - United States - Mansfield Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML 26 459 2 768
Congrats Anonymous - Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML 40 322 2 554
actually just constipated.. and stupid - 04/03/2015 15:03 - Tunisia Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML 26 383 38 043