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By gorillalove - 11/09/2010 19:25 - United States

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2019 18:00

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 03:52 - United States

Today, I walked in on my dad introducing his stuffed gorilla to his cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 12:53 - United States

Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 04:00 - Venezuela - Caracas

Today, I went to park with a guy I've been infatuated for a long time. We got into his car and found a lovely lonely spot. Then he started talking about kinks, and I noticed that he had a gorilla suit in the back. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 10:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I went to the zoo to see all of my favorite animals. When I got there, I realized they must've all been on strike or something, and refused to come out of their enclosures. FML

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By mc_dreamy - 21/08/2010 16:49 - United States

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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By bunny - 16/08/2009 13:58 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML

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Sunday 12 September 2010 1:26

u must be hot!!!!!

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Sunday 12 September 2010 1:27

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boothaang 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:11

wow that's pretty messed up but I don't think it's an FML.

joe2potter 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:18

heh, you must be really hairy!

superbadd 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:20

that's so cute:) lol jk

mjoep1996 4

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:23

haha

ltsmark 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:24

Noice.

TwoStrikeBadAss 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:25

LMFAO FAVORITE.. You'd better hope that glas doesn't brake! LMFAO OMG like the funniest ******* FML EVER oh man wait til I tell ma friends about this one LMFAO

boopityboppity 11

Sunday 12 September 2010 4:43

Yeah, who knows what'll happen if the Gay and Lesbian Arabic Society screeches to a halt?

dragonh4t 6

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:44

... don't even know what to say

briannacyrus 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 3:45

Well if he made eye contact, then that's an upside. Plus, you must be a looker if got it up that fast. I don't see the issue here, other than the fact that he is not the same species as you.