Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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lexjj 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:26

****** bastard.

spillproof 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:27

Aww how cute. Hope the cat farts in your face now, see how you like it.

PennyForAThought 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:27

YDI! I hope you bled, lol. Teach you for farting on kittens.

dancing_bear 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:28

Your idea of humour is so messed up I honestly don't know what to say D:

whoaa_nellie 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:29

hahahahaha DUMBASS.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:30

Please don't ever reproduce.

cemm91 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:30

LMAO! felt good, didnt it?

Trooth 13

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:38

why would you do that? the cat didn't do anything to you. You massively deserved that..

JonReb 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:43

Wtf? Are you 3 years old? This is one of the stupidest things i've heard someone do.

slatertheblob 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 21:50

hahaha #10 got it spot on

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