By radicaloser - 25/03/2011 08:50 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML
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some1azn 0

Hmm, he seems like a very "nosy" person. I suggest you stay away. huhuhu...

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docscientist 9

It would've been better if you called her a "nosy" person since she was curious.

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bv110 2

I doubt he's ready for a healthy ANYTHING! unless you're a vampire, blood, except your own, is gross and the fact that this guy even used a razor blade shows that he's not stable what-so-ever, razor blades aren't cool unless you are shaving!

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radicaloser 6

Hmm, yeah you guys are probably right.. And I'm not a vampire, lol. He's not the most stable guy you could meet, but apparently he's loved me for months now. So it's not like we just met, but still, I'm confused as to why he gave me the vial.

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Zebidee 8

LOL! So, he's more of a stalker that you've given up fighting? When he handed the vial to you, without skipping a beat, you should have uncorked it and downed it in one. Out-weird him early on.

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JenL_fml 7

OP, how do you really feel about it and him?

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radicaloser 6

How I feel about him is.. well.. I think he's sweet for doing this, but also very stupid.. I mean, cutting your nose? I'm pretty sure that's dangerous.. He is a really nice guy, though, maybe a bit "misunderstood" by the world, I'm not sure how blood shows his love for me, but whatever works I suppose..

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sarapsosis 1

yeah just don't break up with him, it could be your demise... sounds like the type who can't handle rejection very well.... goooood luck with that OP

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KMilliron 2

Sounds like he just needs a hug, and Im surprisingly not being sarcastic. Hurt people hurt people. One hug can end a cycle.

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underpaid011 0

better that answer than "a spiked ***** up my ass". get far away now.

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Wiggy_78 0

That's just weird. Too creepy for me

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He_Shot_Me_Down8 0

Well, atleast he's committed! :) lol

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Casuality 6

Eh,even if it came from his finger it would still be creepy... I don't know him,so it's not really my place to judge,but I assume he's a little messed up...I know you like him,but if a friend of mine would tell me something like that I'd tell her to move on before she falls really hard for him and then it's too late.You should ask yourself what draws you to him. Love is blind,so you might think he's close to perfect or just a really amazing guy when in reality he's not all "that".Maybe the vial is a wake-up call.[:

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