By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
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xKai_Axelx 12

why would you kill a spider with something you use that close to your face?

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TrueBlueTardis 11

Hey...OP here. Created an account to answer some questions. 1: I didn't catch it and release it outside because all spiders are evil demon spawn that deserve to be sent back to hell. 2: I didn't clean it off because the spider carcass wasn't actually on the eraser, and I had gotten distracted right after this so I forgot about it til later. 3: I didn't exactly chew it, but rather just lightly held it against my lip while thinking about an answer. Of course, this is when I remembered what had happened earlier. I screamed, threw the pencil down, and then sprinted to the nearest sink to scrub my lips.

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Blucanary 6

After you smashed didnt you wipe it off?! So long as you wiped it off good enough it's not THAT big a deal

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