By Anonymous - 11/11/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Marshillboy 0

I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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cat_lady 0

i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.

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fantasyworld 37

Why is there an abstinence club in college?

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Karmarocks946 9

There are two things that make for instant ydi. When the situation is clearly karma. The second being a clear case of hypocrisy. If you don't practice what you preach, you always deserve the consequences

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khaleesi_reyna 15

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I present the evidence against the effectiveness of abstinence programs exhibit A. Also, OP, if you're gonna be in an abstinence group, don't have sex on the sly. That makes you a huge hypocrite of the worst kind

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IThriveWithYourPain 14

hypocrisy has some of the most ironic punishments doesn't it

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