By Anonymous - 11/11/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Marshillboy 0

I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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cat_lady 0

i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.

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jroxursox1 10

You do realize that abstinence means no sex right??

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trendkilla254 4

im glad to see recovery from your program is working. be the leader get the others healed. i pray for you and your group.

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ConradKay 13

Abortions are a beautiful thing. Just a simple (and cheap) procedure, and you are free of the ball of stem-cell slime currently sitting in your uterus. The fetus doesn't give a shit, and your life will be so much better.

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nevershouttami 11

Why would you be in an abstinence group if you're having sex?

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insomniac8400 13

YDI first for being in an abstinence group, and again for having unprotected sex while you're in an abstinence group

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allisadawn91 8

Well looks like you didn't deserve to go anyway.

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neutralize 12

I know this post is old as ****, but I'm rather curious as to what OP ended up doing.

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Grauncho 27

Women who preach abstinence are the biggest ***** of them all.

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