Sounds perfect

kryan012 - - United States - Savannah

Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. It includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML
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obnum 19

I thought it sounded strange that they were offering all that in an apartment...

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hunny797 5

You will be eligible for that place sometime later in your life

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kenna_babe 4

Haha that would be a dream though :) at least there are perks to getting old

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perdix 29

Lots of old people prefer to die at home. I'm going into assisted living the first day I'm eligible. Even if I'm perfectly healthy, why wouldn't I want some assistance with boring chores?

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perdix 29

#27, I think I've seen some that will let you in at 55. That's a whole extra decade of a life worth living! **** grocery shopping, **** laundry!!!

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juliaannw 11

Get to piss in your bed and not have to clean it up! Ahhh what a life!

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perdix 29

#31, hell, yeah! Now, when that happens, I have to go buy a new bed and it's getting expensive!

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Enslaved 36

Start saving up. Those type of places-- with all those amenities are far from cheap!

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outoftown 26

That, and buying long-term care insurance to help cover the hefty costs.

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akiahara 14

You could live in a hotel if you don't want to take care of your home.

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JFever 6

Maybe you should quit being a lazy turd and put your big boy/girl pants on and do all that stuff for yourself.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Maybe the OP already does 'Do all that stuff' for themselves. Maybe they are feeling a little burnt out from working or going to school all the time? Who knows, but I can see why all of those perks would be enticing for anybody at any age wether they work or not.

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vbmg152 18

Hey! Us old folks deserve the best. We've done our time taking care of others!

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akiahara 14

I always thought senior communities wounded fantastic because children are verboten. No one can move fast enough to go clunking across your ceiling at all hours.

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KociaQ 30

... YDI for being simply lazy. If you'd be disabled I could understand that. Being a senior, often people can't take care of them. But I assume you're young or middle age at best... so YDI, lazy...

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