Sounds perfect

kryan012 - - United States - Savannah

Today, I heard a commercial for a great apartment complex. It includes food, snacks, entertainment, activities, cleaning service, and transportation services if you cannot drive yourself. I was really excited until the end when they repeated the name; too bad my perfect place is a senior center. FML
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obnum 19

I thought it sounded strange that they were offering all that in an apartment...

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hunny797 5

You will be eligible for that place sometime later in your life

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obnum 19

I thought it sounded strange that they were offering all that in an apartment...

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TheDrifter 23

But it's a great idea. I think I'm gonna draw up plans for a young persons center on that plan. All 1 bedroom suites, no children. I'll bet it would be huge with college kids and young workers.

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oj101 33

Nearly every apartment building has a doorman, or at least a concierge service along other facilities such as a gym/child care centre.

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Ayeasha 7

39- it would be like the movie Accepted. :) I would totally live there

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oj101 33

#56 - pretty much in any medium to large city.

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Ameel_fml 19

Where the hell do you live, #48. I'm looking for a house at the moment and am having trouble finding one with basic amenities...let alone one with foods, entertainment, activities and cleaning services!! :O

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hama806 19

Seniors are fun! Get your grandmother to live with you and do it.

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Wiringify 22

With her... Wait what? Nevermind.

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Pleonasm 35

Well, what are you waiting for? Break a leg! Or a hip! Go hard-of-hearing or go home!

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Fuhkyoo 17

as soon as i read the first feature i knew it had to be for old people, did you have to call them to figure that out?

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bybib 20

When did they call? I thought it said it was a commercial they were listening to.

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CharresBarkrey 15

14 - Yep. It appears 7 was so excited to comment, they completely overlooked the last part of the FML.

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hawright 13

I hear the chicks there are pretty loose if you catch my drift... Saggy, I mean saggy.

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Evgeny2222 11

Oh come on, did you seriously think that an apartment complex would include food?

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PenguinBitch 43

Makes you want to be old huh? Hopefully we'll all live to see the day our balls or boobs sag.

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