Miscellaneous People of Walmart

People of Walmart

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

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Mommy milk time

TheLastSerenade - - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

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Good samaritan

happyshit - - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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Piss poor prank

peedonme - - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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Anonymous -

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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Double sus

Turnipseed3 - - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

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JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Stranger danger

shit - - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Monday 3 June 2013 1:36

Dear God! I just hope that the test result is negative..

grahmagog 14

Monday 3 June 2013 1:35

Im never suprised by walmart customers any more

caligirllife 11

Monday 3 June 2013 2:59

Should've taken a pic and posted it on people of walmart

westchester21 6

Monday 3 June 2013 3:02

Sounds like Atlantic city for ya

BronyVasNormandy 12

Monday 3 June 2013 3:05

I used to work at Walmart, and stuff like this happened almost daily. I've seen drunkards peeing in the parking lot, the filthiest, most disgusting people walking around as if they didn't notice their skid-marked underwear hanging out, and on two occasions, people snorting cocaine in the parking lot. I tend to avoid Walmart if I can now.

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Monday 3 June 2013 3:07

West Virginia

acrouch 9

Monday 3 June 2013 3:09

That's why you shop at Dominick's. Only classy suburban people.

imtooshy 18

Monday 3 June 2013 3:22

Roflmao at THIS fml. Did she hop in her trailer and drive off? Trashmart is always a surprise, never know what entertainment you'll be watching until it smacks ya right square in the face.

Kiki242 19

Monday 3 June 2013 3:25

Incest. That's the answer.

kpc2424 13

Monday 3 June 2013 3:32

I was once told that people actually play a game called "Walmart bingo" the object is to complete a check list of people just as weird as her shopping at Walmart... Anyone up for playing?