Miscellaneous People of Walmart

People of Walmart

Anonymous - - United States

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job Mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML

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Mommy milk time

TheLastSerenade - - Australia - Sydney

Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML

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Good samaritan

happyshit - - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

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Piss poor prank

peedonme - - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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Thanks for the info

Anonymous -

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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Double sus

Turnipseed3 - - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

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JoshTheUnluckyFromKentucky - - United States - Folsom

Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML

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Stranger danger

shit - - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud, or that I wasn't alone. FML

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Monday 3 June 2013 1:36

Dear God! I just hope that the test result is negative..

grahmagog 14

Monday 3 June 2013 1:35

Im never suprised by walmart customers any more

Ziggy122 15

Monday 3 June 2013 8:22

This is why I prefer Target to Walmart.

knick64 7

Monday 3 June 2013 8:23

They come from... 'Merica!

myalterego2 8

Monday 3 June 2013 9:07

If she would have taken it in the mouth to begin with she would not have had to take a pregnancy test.

schurm82 4

Monday 3 June 2013 9:09

If you had left out the Walmart part most people would have assumed it.

qwertkinz 12

Monday 3 June 2013 9:21

F all of our lives if this is what society has come to.

Skylansmile 11

Monday 3 June 2013 9:44

And who the hell keeps banging them, that they're TAKING pregnancy tests??

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 3 June 2013 10:26

I love the Walmart related FMLs. They are priceless and this one is gold. Walmart: America's unintentional and disturbing comedy show.

RckRagman 9

Monday 3 June 2013 10:42

People like this are why there has to be directions on shampoo bottles....Just sayin'

lectricpharaoh 9

Saturday 31 May 2014 7:03

That, along with a "contains peanuts" warning on a pack of candy-coated peanuts I bought a while ago. It was right by the ingredients, listing- you guessed it- peanuts.