Sex, Cats Intimacy I did not consent to this under my roof

I did not consent to this under my roof

CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML

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Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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S12Sophia - 02/05/2012 22:06 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

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Madagascar - 19/12/2009 10:18 - Australia

Today, when my boyfriend and I were becoming intimate, his cat decides to jump onto the bed and lie right in between us. He then informs me that he wanted to stop to "preserve his cat's innocence." FML

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Anonymous - 16/12/2009 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend in my room. About two minutes into it, my cat walks in and jumps on the bed with us. Without hesitation, my girlfriend tells me to stop, rolls over, and starts petting my cat. FML

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insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML

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Mia - 20/08/2014 06:07 - United States - Astoria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

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anon - 03/12/2013 04:26 - United States - Elkhart

Today, while having sex with my husband, we had to move around our cat during position changes. Our cat controls our sex life. FML

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My girl

Steve - 16/08/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I woke up with my girl laying next to me in bed. When she woke up we started to get hot and heavy but all of a sudden our cat hops on the bed. I guess the cat was more important cause my girl got up started playing it instead of me. Cockblocked by another pussy. FML

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Sexy catboys rule my life

verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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The Lovecats

HaedLei - 26/11/2013 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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JRFaceless 8

Friday 31 January 2014 14:23

Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.

WhatsOpTic 11

Friday 31 January 2014 14:22

Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.

perdix 29

Friday 31 January 2014 16:43

#36, Exhibitionists. Next question . . . ?

Ben009 13

Friday 31 January 2014 16:47

If your really into it how did you even notice the stare was disapproving?

rockhead1270 5

Friday 31 January 2014 17:02

I can get done in 5 minutes if your super sexy. Otherwise....

Coeliacchic93 21

Friday 31 January 2014 20:12

your profile picture is exactly what I was thinking reading your comment.

TheShyCreeper 7

Friday 31 January 2014 17:04

Maybe your cat is a die-hard Christian and doesn't approve of you having sex until marriage...

honeymoonroyale 20

Friday 31 January 2014 17:24

This used to happen to me, too. Both my cats would just chill there staring at us...

DotDootyDot 17

Friday 31 January 2014 17:27

Cats are ****** up... They want to stare at you in your most intimate moments. Thankfully me and my lover have learned how to ignore the cat's disapproval during sex!