I did not consent to this under my roof

CatBlock - 31/01/2014 06:16 - United States - Decatur

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. As we were getting into it, his cat came into the room, sat, and stared us down with what looked like disapproving eyes. After 5 minutes had gone by, we stopped completely. A cat just cockblocked me. FML
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JRFaceless 8

Don't understand why you stopped because a cat walked in. When I walk in my roommates just keep going.

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WhatsOpTic 11

Animals can make sexual experiences more awkward than you think when they're just staring at you.

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Bilbo_Swaggins 5

Really just a cat looking at you stopped you?

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worldclassrager 39

It can be in a way a bit nerve racking...even though the cat might be "saying" just go on but that stare now pressed into your memory does make it hard...

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AnonymousAlpaca1 18

Depending on how the the cat was looking at them and it's body language, it could have been getting ready to attack.

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worldclassrager 39

Now we got two ******* for the man to deal with... I know that's horrible...apologies...

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xSavaqee 12

IMO , if you are really getting into it, you wouldn't be distracted by an animal. but that's just me.

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VorpikeII 17

My cat is the same with other sexual acts. Actually any acts. We literally nicknamed him supervisor cause he watches everything.

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Enslaved 36

My cat will try and ruin the moment by walking right over us, like we're some type of ride. And if I lock her out, she'll meow and scratch nonstop at the door until it's opened. Our best bet is to shoo her away and cross our fingers she won't spring up out of no where.

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airhead2015 18

Cat was probably thinking "I am disappoint."

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pedinhuh 23

Your cat was probally plotting against you for a long time ago, but then he saw you two getting at and thought: "**** the plan, let's ****- block this sucker, the humiliation should be good enough!". Watch your back from now on, OP! ...Or maybe I should go out more...

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Rainhawk94 27

Who has sex with the door open? Don't people see dramas where the cat catches her lover cheating?

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