Cool move

By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 772
You deserved it 103 453

Same thing different taste

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YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

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"Today I wanted to impress a guy..." *automatically clicks YDI* "Today there was this cute guy that I wanted to impress..." *automatically clicks YDI* That's what happens when you try to impress guys. You end up doing something stupid. That's why YOU FRIGGING DESERVE IT YOU B*TCH!

maemaemaemae 0

who the hell rinks sprite at track? what are you 11 and overweight? ahhhh some of the fmls are just plain annoying..and arent even FMLS there like....those teen magazine embarrassing moments....

who the hell would actually be impressed with a girl dumping water on herself? idiot, YDI

Aquaman would be impressed by a girl pouring water on herself. It gets him all wet.

I agree with #165. Running looks hot. Especially if you run slowly enough for them to grab you, bring you home, tie you up, and f*ck you. I probably shouldn't have said that...

Oh man the sprite thing is killing me guys. Let me break it down for everybody. Empty calories are the first consumed when exercising. Dehydration increases the rate at which the body catabolizes fat. Caffiene helps you over-exert yourself, burning more calories. And this "why would you deprive your body of nutrients" thing is stupid, because dieting to lose weight is essentially the deprivation of nutrients. So until somebody presents a rational argument as to why sprite is bad to work out with I swear to jeebus I will frown at my computer for every one of you who continues to gripe about that. FROWN! A VERY STERN FROWN!

theanonimouse, if you can't follow a logical argument, don't bother posting OK? 1 - You'd stated for the sake of it we were going to go with the assumption you do wear make up to impress. I responded accordingly. Just because that doesn't work out for your point of view doesn't mean you can suddenly change you mind on the view you presented with that argument. 2 - Like I said, it makes no difference to my point whether they're carinogenic or not. It's still not "taking care of yourself" as you claimed. If you want to make an issue out of it, you're welcome to, but it's irrelevant, and as you have again refused to list these mystical products which unlike almost every other cosmetic on the shelves contain only 4 ingredients, I'm still not going to believe you. 3 - It's hardly grasping at straws. I splash myself with water when I'm running by myself, and there's certainly a lot of other people at the gym who do this occasionally when there's no one around to impress. Just about no guy would consider wearing make up though, so why is something only one gender thinks to do, that takes up an awful lot more time, more extreme? You haven't given any reasoning. Just that you think it is because it happens to suit your argument. You might think girls look normal coating their faces in make up every day because you read to much woman magazine crap but trust me, it's very obvious to guys, and not always as attractive as you think. Dousing herself in liquid to attract attention and looking stupid and having people make fun of her is a pretty excessive statement. I wouldn't make fun of her, even if she had looked stupid doing it and from what her FML was, it doesn't sound like anyone at the gym did either. Maybe other people just aren't as nasty as you. =/ A far more reasonable thing to say would be "pouring water on herself as gym members will often do, to attract the attention of a guy she was attracted to". How terrible right? Luckily she got her eyes burnt like that bitch deserved. How dare anyone try and impress a guy in a way that isn't approved by you Miss I Coat My Face In Make Up Every Day. I presumed you'd have to be a pro-lifer to make up your little scenario, seeing as one example is murder and the other isn't... How is that not obvious? I really have to ask at this point, are you retarded, and does your care giver know you're on the internet? Why else would get your dog spayed? To prevent them getting tumors, to prevent them going into heat and running off if they're a girl dog, or pissing on everything if they're a boy dog. Do you just let your dog roam the streets? How would it contribute to the problem of street dogs, unless you're a terrible owner? I've responded to every point you've made in every post quite logically. You ignore anything you can't respond to(most of it) and resort back to things you've already said and ignored my response to. Unless your argument is something entirely different to everything you've typed here, I'd say it's you that is having issues comprehending. And there you are back to saying make up has the same basic motivation. Don't have a cry this time about my response being relevant to your own statement. Again, the reasons why wearing make up on the assumption it stems from the same basic motivation of impressing others(as stated in the dictionary that this is the purpose of cosmetics) isn't less extreme than splashing water on yourself in a gym. You wear make up every day you admit. Hers was a one off. Most make up is potentially carcinogenic. Water isn't. Even guys splash water on themselves when they're working out to cool down. Not many wear make up. Make up application takes up months of your life when added up. Pouring water on herself while working out would only have taken a few seconds. Perhaps you think your make up isn't obvious but walking down the street, make up is just as noticeable as someone pouring water themselves whiles working out. Just not as nice tbh. Don't bother replying if you're too stupid to comprehend any of what you're reading.

maximumpower 4

sweat attracts men. ydi, why would you think that?