Cool move

By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML
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Same thing different taste

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YDI for bringing pop to drink when you work out period.

why would you drink sprite when you're supposed to be exercising?

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167 - I have hobbies thanks waxy, hence my broken foot. What's your excuse for reading through 168 comments that aren't even replies to you? I'm sure you do at least one thing to appeal more to the opposite sex, but it doesn't really matter. There's still no logical reason to think someone deserves having their eyes burnt for trying to impress. An attractive girl pouring a bit of water on herself can be pretty hot, as other people and other guys in this thread have said. The sprite was a mistake. I'd rather date a girl that knew this than one that covered up her face with make up all day every day. It's just very sad you're so nasty towards someone for doing something so natural as to try and impress the other gender. It sounds very bitter tbh.

to make it easier for you to understand, i'm going to talk real simple, ok? 1. I WEAR MAKE-UP FOR MYSELF. you can choose whether you personally would like to believe that or not, honestly at this point i'm over it. 2. THE OTHER INGREDIENTS IN MY PRODUCT HAVE NEVER EVEN BEEN CONSIDERED A CARCINOGEN. only one has, so it was tested. there have been several studies, and so far there is no evidence that it causes mutations in human cells. 3. POURING WATER ON YOURSELF DOES BRING MORE ATTENTION THAN WEARING MAKE-UP. most make-up (concealer, foundation, mascara) is meant to emphasize natural beauty. pouring water on yourself to get the attention of some "really cute guy" is, as stated before, simply an attention-whoring move. it's pretty dumb to say that someone wearing make-up is as noticeable as someone dousing themselves in water. honestly, you're just grasping for straws there. but you know what, if dousing herself in liquid in hopes to attract the attention of some "really cute guy" is what makes her happy, i'm all for it. sure, she'll look stupid. sure people will make fun of her. sure, IT IS NOTHING AT ALL LIKE WEARING MAKE-UP, but whatever. and no, i'm not a pro-lifer, though i don't know how that has a bearing on anything. i'm also a dog owner, and i did get my dog spayed so i wouldn't add to the overpopulation of domestic pets in the area. why else would you put your dog through such an operation? so did you not understand my argument at all? if you think that just because two things have the same "basic motivation" they're equivalent, you're very ignorant, and lack good judgement.

hot and sweaty from walking? Looks like you should cut back on the sprite and fatty foods :o

good idea: pouring water on yourself to look hot. bad idea: bringing sprite as a workout beverage. idiot, you're not supposed to drink soda when you exercise.

Mobius is a man who is clearly right about almost everything. Waxstigmata: learn to type, learn to spell, learn rhetoric (also the dude says he broke his foot, what else is he going to do?). Let me explain it this way. Intent requires knowledge, and women these days don't realize they are wearing makeup to impress people. They are told from a very young age by their parents, their peers, and mass media that "grown up women" wear make-up and bras and pretty dresses. In conforming to these aspects of the gender roles they are given they feel they are fulfilling their womanhood. This is entirely an artificial product of society, since none of these products existed in their current form a mere couple of centuries ago, and I'm pretty sure women have been around a bit longer than that. This combines with the propagation of pseudo-christian values in america to create the illusion of hypocrisy. That is, they aren't actualy hypocrites, they just don't think too hard about it. The reason I point the finger for this "trying to impress men with sex is wrong" attitude at christianity is because if these were feminists (real feminists) they wouldn't be arguing about the method of attraction, but at whether it is even necessary to attract a male. In conclusion. Everybody just shut your faces and stop getting worked up. Also, stop accusing each other of getting worked up, you're all worked up. Don't even try to deny it.

Mobius, please shut the hell up. If girls want to wear make-up, let them. I do believe that some just wear it for themselves. The poster poured water on her self with intent to impress the guy. Girls that wear make-up aren't always in the same boat. They want to wear it to be prettier, yes, but that does not necessarily mean they intend to impress a cute boy.

#172 - "In conclusion. Everybody just shut your faces and stop getting worked up. Also, stop accusing each other of getting worked up, you're all worked up. Don't even try to deny it." I couldn't help but laugh ^_^ You make good points.

1. Why would you take Sprite to exercise? 2. Why would Sprite make you scream? 3. Why would you think pouring water on you would make you look sexy, unless you are already sexy?

Only fat people bring sprite to a workout.