Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 012
You deserved it 13 048

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

Comments

he's a Genius..there's a spot for him here in the bros club ;)

mismonroe 0

Virgin? Where did that come from? Did I miss something?

SpazzyJazzy325 0

aha that's a man who knows what he wants right there ;)

mismonroe 0

That's funny, I thought it was lick it before you stick it.

blo1983 0
Osito2011 9

straight to the point. awesome

MaryJane09 0

he's right. but I hear the dyson ball is an AMAZING vacuum... no?