Classy

By Username - 07/06/2011 06:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
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Fx13mz 7

I'm stealing that line from him.

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ambowew 7

Time to point to his hand and say 'no, but you're gonna be shaking it yourself tonight.'

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Chazyj 4

can't blame him he has a point but I am sure you both got what you wanted in the end

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sourgirl101 28

Are you sure?

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caaklove 0

I doubt they did since she thinks him wanting fellatio is worth writing an FML about. If she were comfortable around him, she would have either done it or they would laugh about it or both. So, I'm assuming they're a new couple and she's not into the relationship enough to perform such a task. Then again she could be one of those girls who thinks it's gross and she plans to never get her mouth anywhere near a penis. In that case, she really needs to grow up.

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hahachun 4

wow. your comment is a complete ice breaker

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TheCass_ 3

haha yeah! I would have totally told him, "well babe, it's certainly not going to lick itself."

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shumian 4

whisper back "no one is." pat his erection and walk away :)

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eminemchick 19

But you sir, can! Remove two of your floating ribs, and wear your "#1 playa hat". Then, commence sucking!

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