<p>&nbsp;You must have really good aim.</p>

That's one way to beat your meat

Ya know, I kind of agree. It is a waste of water. Really though, everyone wastes water to some extent, so hopefully they didn't do it for too long. Also, now I understand why some people have those nasty water marks over their showers.

<p>I literally laughed out loud</p>

Just saying, not what happened here, but not all trans people get surgeries..

Gives a whole new meaning to "beating your meat."

you deserved it douche

you deserved it douche lol

You need to take guitar lessons. There's not a dick-punching move in guitar playing.

Headbutted would have made for a better story.