By gaiakirkland - 15/02/2014 11:18 - Italy - Pompiano
The Top
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Caught a stray bullet
By cryface - 07/02/2014 04:48 - Canada - Toronto
Shit!
By SingleSara. - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
Doggy dog world
By HereKittyKitty - 01/12/2013 20:27 - United States - Carlsbad
Shifty
By Zkroger - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
Hey good lookin'
By Creepster - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Is it true?
By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris
By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 01:23 - United States - South Salem
Clashing
By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 17:52 - Ireland - Dublin
Bigmouth Strikes Again
By Username - 25/10/2010 11:03 - France
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Doozy
By pained - 02/05/2014 00:23 - United States
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By ephram17 - 01/06/2015 16:21 - United States
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OP here. Thankfully, he understood that both were accidents. I apologized for both and he wasn't mad. He does however enjoy making me feel a little guilty with some good natured teasing about it.
By ouch - 25/02/2009 23:29 - United States
Unreasonable
By Crazy Crazy Crazy - 13/09/2013 00:01 - Canada - Burlington
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By accountnamevalid - 21/07/2013 04:45 - United States - Littleton
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It was a Greyhound, and I'd been up for 2 days. He didn't say a word to me about it. After I was told by the lady behind me, I apologized profusely, and he said "it's alright. I figured you must really need the sleep." Super nice guy, but I wanted to die.
By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia
Mamma bird
By Gribby - 27/06/2013 23:56 - United States - Branson
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Traumatized
By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States
By no - 25/06/2016 02:31 - United States - San Francisco
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To the ones asking if he stayed at least until I woke up, or if I had good luck, let's say that besides being my crush, he's a friend of mine so obviously he stayed, and agreed to go out again, so hopefully next time I won't pass out. For the one that says she can swallow since she was born, thank you very much dear, I suppose you can also walk since you were 1 and you still trip over your own feet sometimes :)